Idol’s final two: The song-by-song grades
So, Simon thinks Lee DeWyze will win American Idol.
Oh, well, take heart, Crystal fans. He’s been wrong before.
Like two years ago, when he predicted the Idol crown would go to David Archuleta.
David Cook, of course, wound up winning season seven.
And there’s this: Here at The York Dispatch, we have eight avid Idol watchers. Six of the eight think Crystal should win tomorrow night. Go here for that blog.
Now, note the word “should.”
I mean, I’m one of the six. But if pressed for a prediction … I’d have to say the victory will go to Lee.
For one thing, females seem to be at a huge disadvantage on this show in recent years. Blame those young female texting fiends who seem to prefer cute guys to talented girls.
For a second, Lee seems to have momentum on his side.
But a hail-”Hallelujah” performance from Crystal tonight could change all of that.
And each contestant will get three chances to wow us. Keep checking back here for song-by-song grades.
Meanwhile, lots of special features in Idol Chatter this week, including …
* A tribute to Simon: His meanest moments from the last three seasons.
* A look back at all of Crystal’s performances from this season.
* A look back at all of Lee’s performances from this season.
* And tips on how to save American Idol in the post-Simon Cowell era.
Meanwhile, here we go. Six performances left in season nine of American Idol.
Lee will kick things off, performing his choice of songs from the season. And so much for my hope that each contestant would get to perform an original tonight. Sounds like the coronation song is back.
Lee DeWyze: He’ll kick off the night with a reprise of his fine Inspirational Week performance of Simon & Garfunkel’s “The Boxer.” Dawg, nothing wrong with that vocal. Loved the song the first time he sang it. Sounded just as good this time to me. But sounds like the judges wanted a little more. Simon called it “a kiss on the cheek” when what he wanted was “a kiss on the lips.” “Well, not from you,” he added quickly. Comment from Simon: A. Performance from Lee: B+ .
Crystal Bowersox: She’ll repeat her performance of “Me and Bobby McGee,” another of my favorites from season nine. Wow. I think Crystal just smoked Lee in round one. She showed incredible range on that song. All she needs is a guitar and that voice. Call her a one-girl rock band. Grade: A.
Now it’s time for songs of Simon Fuller’s choice. These worry me. Because, as last week demonstrated, so much can hinge on song choice. And contestants have no control when it’s someone else picking the songs.
Lee DeWyze: The song choice for him is “Everybody Hurts.” Uh-oh. Lee better pick it up. He’s suffering from some serious pitch problems early in this song. This arrangement / song doesn’t suit his voice nearly as well as “The Boxer.” And his voice isn’t blending with the chorus well at all. If Randy thought that was better than his first song, he’s deaf. For a finals performance, that was a mess. Grade: C .
Crystal Bowersox: Hmm, interesting choice for Crystal — “Black Velvet.” She is going to slay this song. There’s the rocker you’ve been looking for all season, Randy. She just nailed that song. And take that for a glory note, Simon. Crystal has learned something over the course of this season, huh? How to play the Idol glory note game. She’s mopping up the floor with Mr. DeWyze through the first two rounds. I’m adding a minus to the A because it was a little over-the-top. Grade: A- .
Lee DeWyze: Surprise. He’ll be singing U2’s “Beautiful Day.” Uh-oh. Lee’s in trouble again. For one thing, everything going on around him, the arrangement, the backup musicians are swallowing his vocal. These Lee performances are getting worse with each progressive song. I almost hope Crystal sings the same song to see how she handles it. This is supposed to be Lee’s first single if he wins. Perhaps it would grow on me. Right now, it’s not a performance I’d want to hear again. Grade: C .
Crystal Bowersox: Turns out Crystal will sing another cover song, “Up To the Mountain.” Hey, forget everything I just typed about hoping she’d sing the same song as Lee. We just saw an Idol moment, perhaps the best vocal of the entire season nine. And if Kara has any complaints about Crystal’s not feeling what’s she’s singing, I can’t wait to hear her critique of this performance. Turns out the critiques are excellent. Even Kara gave Crystal her due. The one thing we didn’t hear is what Simon should have closed with: Crystal Bowersox just outsang Lee DeWyze and deserves the Idol crown. Grade: A+
Check back in a few for the recap.

Lee DeWyze: Last week’s hero in the eyes of the judges opens things up tonight with “Kiss from a Rose.” Hey, a better opening than we got from Casey James last week. That said, every once in a while, Lee reaches for one of those high notes and uncorks a screech that could pierce an eardrum. He did it a couple of times on that song. And, to be honest, he seemed to mimic the original. Hmm, as a group, the judges weren’t terribly impressed. I’m still confused by how confused Randy is. What, after 11 weeks of live shows, makes him think Lee is such a rocker? Anyway, I didn’t think Lee was as good as the judges last week. This week, I’d rate him better than the judges did. Grade: B- .
Crystal Bowersox: Point proved. Crystal changed up “I’m Alright” to fit her style of music, finally brought some energy to tonight’s solo performances and … did anyone else notice? … she ended the song with a big note. The result, solid reviews from the judges. Though I have no idea what Simon is talking about, declaring that Crystal is “back in the game.” Hey, Simon, with this cast, she’s never been out of the front-runner position. Again, that’s not my favorite Crystal performance. Perhaps I was spoiled by listening to too many of her originals before the season started. It was the best solo of the night. Grade: B+ .
Aaron Kelly: The teen from Sonestown kicks things off with “Fly Me to the Moon.” OK, wake me up when this is over. Take a really old song, add a little country twang, toss in Aaron’s lack of charisma, and this isn’t a performance that’s going to have me rushing to the phone to vote. As always, Aaron’s vocal is decent. But I have trouble buying Aaron as a top five finalist. I just can’t see him as the season nine Idol. He gets solid reviews from Randy and Ellen, not so good reviews from Kara and Simon. I side with the latter two. (Wow, Kara and Simon agreed.) Grade: C+.
Michael Lynche: Big Mike will be singing “The Way You Look Tonight.” If you haven’t heard, he’s the new pick for Vote for the Worst. Check out the caricature. They just couldn’t fit all of Big Mike in. Is anyone besides me tired of hearing Michael sing ballads week after week? Of course, what do you do on Sinatra week? Mike’s vocal is pretty good. Calm down, Randy. It wasn’t nearly that good. But don’t worry, Vote for the Worst: He wasn’t that good, despite what the judges are saying. Hmm, Sinatra is one of Simon’s favorite artists. Is that why we have this ridiculous theme? Grade: B-.


Lee DeWyze: Wow, there’s a totally different mood to this performance, right? Lee’s version of “The Boxer” lacked the pureness of the Simon and Garfunkel original, but that was a great vocal nevertheless. And a very believable performance from a guy who had trouble controlling his nerves on stage just a few short weeks ago. I’d call that Lee’s best performance yet during the finals. And he’s getting great reviews from the judges, including from Simon, who called it “absolutely brilliant.” Grade: A- .
Michael Lynche: Figured we could count on Michael to snap this show out of a three-song funk. And I’m glad Michael decided to sing something more up-tempo this week instead another of those sleepy ballads he seems to gravitate toward. His rendition of “Hero” might not have been his best performance since the finals began, but it was another solid vocal. I still can’t figure out how this guy needed a judges’ save to survive a couple of weeks ago. He’s clearly been one of the season’s most consistent singers. Grade: B.
Adam Lambert and Elvis Presley music on the same episode of American Idol.
Tim Urban: Hmm, Tim’s going to slow things down with “Can’t Help Falling in Love.” He’s got the guitar again, a wise move after the success he enjoyed last week. Wow, I really liked the ending of that song. He seemed to veer off course a little in the middle, but all in all, that was a pretty good version of an Elvis song by a guy who does have a pretty good voice. Simon just said Tim went from “zero to hero” in two weeks. Guess what? The guy who landed in the bottom three the first three weeks of the finals just earned himself another week on Idol. Keep that up, Tim, and you’re going to lose your status as poster child for Vote for the Worst. Grade: B.
Siobhan Magnus: This should be interesting. The Magnificent Screamer (Siobhan) meets Adam Lambert, the guy who screamed with a purpose last year on Idol. Siobhan says she wrote a paper on Elvis in sixth grade. She’ll sing “Suspicious Minds.” I was hoping someone would. Check out the white peek-a-boo outfit. Well, no one has accused Siobhan of being boring. The early part of that was brilliant; the second half came off as very over-cooked. Simon called the performance ”erratic,” and that would be a good description of that performance. Grade: B-.
Casey James: You know you’ve become a front-runner on Idol when they ask you to open or close the show. A well-deserved honor for Casey, after his last two performances. And he should be able to slay Elvis. Talk about a theme in a contestant’s wheelhouse. He’ll be singing “Lawdy, Miss Claudy.” Nothing wrong with that performance. But I’m not sure Casey picked the best possible song on Elvis night. With another song, he could have had a moment. That song didn’t seem very challenging, and he didn’t do anything particularly different with it. One step back for Mr. Casey James. Grade: B-.
Among the more interesting tweets from the contestants — Lee’s family will be at the show this week. Yikes. This is a guy who just started getting over a bad case of the nerves on stage. Hope having family around is a benefit and not an added pressure.
We’re in for fun tonight.
Casey James: The season nine rocker figures he’s in his zone, since he prefers playing the blues. He’ll be performing “Hold On I’m Coming,” a song on which he should be able to rock out. Hey, check out the stylish red guitar. A big improvement over baby blue. Hey, now here’s a guy who knows how to pick a song that fits his skills. I’d still like to see more intensity, less smiling. But, you know what, vocals like that have been few and far between this season. And a neat little guitar solo thrown in for good measure. That’s the best non-Crystal performance we’ve seen this season. Grade: A.
Tim Urban: Mr. Goofy takes on R&B. He did reggae on Rolling Stones Week. He did the silly slide on #1 Billboard Hits Week. Tonight, he’ll sing Anita Baker’s “Sweet Love.” Oh, my, he’s going to play it straight. By the end of this, I think I’m going to wish Tim did something silly to distract me from the singing. Now, seriously, compare that song to the ballad Big Mike sang a couple of songs ago. They don’t even belong on the same stage. Hey, maybe after this week, they won’t be. Grade: D.
Crystal Bowersox: The front-runner heads to the piano, to sing “Midnight Train to Georgia.” OK, now the stillettos make sense. She wore them on a night when she’d spend most of the time sitting at the keyboards. Another fine performance from Ms. Bowersox. Not her best, though. And I agree with Simon. She’s not as comfortable on the piano, and the vocal seemed to get off to a slow start. Still, her weakest performance of the finals would mark the best for a lot of these contestants. Grade: B+. 


Well, it’s been looking like wild horses couldn’t drag her out of this competition. Maybe a case of laryngitis will provide some emotional rescue from her off-key singing.
Lacey Brown: Lucky Lacey — because she should have been eliminated by now — chooses the Stones’ “Ruby Tuesday.” She better turn up the volume on this, because it’s coming off as a very sleepy performance compared to the first three. OK, she picked up the volume and tempo near the end, which she really needed to do, then went off key. That’s not going to compare well to the first three efforts of the night. Simon makes a good point: Lacey needs to cut loose on stage … if she’s back next week. It’s been one low-key performance after the other for the gal from Amarillo. Grade: C-
Siobhan Magnus: The show has hit a little bump. Who better to bring us out of the bump than Siobhan, singing “Paint It Black?” Hey, look at the hair. That’s a long way from a mohawk. Great look, Siobhan. Well, she brought us out of the slump. Not sure that was a brilliant vocal. But you can tell she has real sense of what she’s doing on stage. And there’s the Siobhan scream I guess we should come to expect since it went over so well two weeks ago. Whoa. She’s gonna double our pleasure with two screams at the end. The judges, predictably, loved it. Well, consider the four performances it followed. Best performance of the night. But not the best vocal, which is what this is about. Grade: B-